The SLOGAN meme!

Put your name in, and generate a slogan after each question. You have to use the one that comes up, you cant skip!!! XDDD
Generator here! [link]

.....i think these are all pretty accurate, yes?


1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
Things happen after a Neko
(its true, I say that EVERY morning o3o)

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
Neko just feels right
(so everyone say that to me from now on XD)

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
I want my Neko
(hopefully you do too )

4. How would you answer a booty call?
You can't top a neko
(but go ahead and try)

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
Have a Neko and smile
(because nekos make everything better )

6. To someone you dislike?
Just do Neko
(and maybe I won't hate you so much )

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would
you excuse yourself?
Smart. Beautiful. Neko.
(has to go pee)

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
Once driven, forever neko
(will be late >> )

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
All you add is Neko
(thats probably why I'm failing, I obviously can't do math! XD)

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
Neko saves your soul
(which I'm guessing is a yes?)

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
8 out of 10 pet owners who expressed a preference said their cats preferred Neko
(and if they all like me why can't you??! D< )

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
Stop! this Neko is not ready yet!
( I have to take a nap before I come beat the crap out of you)

13. What are the best words to describe you?
Make it a Neko night
(it'll be the best 12 hours you've ever wasted)

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
Neko really satisfies
(thats the X rated version of my life)

15. Your last words before you die...
Watch out, there's a Neko about
(nowaitIliedImdead)

16. Your message to a special someone..
Neko- it looks good on you
(so try me on for size XD )

17. Title of this post will be..
Silly rabbit Neko is for kids
(wait, what I meant was neko IS a kid >> )